What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

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What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.