Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.