What's the difference between Americans...

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What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

I'm sweet on you!"

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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.