What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

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What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

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What do you call a clever joke that doesn't make it to the front page?

A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit...

How do you make the Reddit front page?

Repost)

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Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!