What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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What did one frog say to the other?

Reddit

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

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How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"