Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

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What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.