How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

Previous Random Joke Next

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of black people?

A chocolate bar

What do you call a line of iron cats?

A Feline...