How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

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What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan