National Anthem Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

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Where'd mofongo?

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Because pulling out is work!!!

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What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

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What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.