How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

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Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.