How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

Riot Jokes More Riot Jokes

What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.