What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

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What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products