What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products