What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?

A very very big spider !

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Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products