Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

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Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.

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Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.