Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

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Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

What do you call a pest from the moon?

A luna-tick.

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Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.