Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

What do you call a pest from the moon?

A luna-tick.