Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

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What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

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What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.