Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.