What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

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What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

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What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.