Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

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How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.