Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

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What do you call a sleeping prisoner?

Under a-rest.

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

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Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

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Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.