How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet?

A kidager

Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives