Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way