Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

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Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

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Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way