Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station