How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..