How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

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What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ?

Voldetort.