How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

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She was always using fowl language.

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Because it was on old croc.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)