That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions
Take away her rights.
A yellow license plate.
You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.
Chin up pal.
You just saw me walk into a closed door.
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Because he was married
Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend
Because he's black.