How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!