What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)