What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"