What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.