What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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He works it out with a pencil.

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What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.