Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)