Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual?

Because the instructions were clear.

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)