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Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.
Half of them are lyin'.
Rib it.
You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions
Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
Chin up pal.
a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.
They are always negative.
First he lies on one side, then the other!!
A Roman Catholic.
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.
That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained
Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
One's a group of cunning runts...
A solar panel.
She wanted to lay it on the line.
A half cast
A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.
A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
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There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think
