Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

Cow Culator Jokes More Cow Culator Jokes

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Spider Man Jokes More Spider Man Jokes

What is Spider-Man's favorite rice?

Uncle Bens!

What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor