Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Cow Culator Jokes More Cow Culator Jokes

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Spider Man Jokes More Spider Man Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Bovine Jokes More Bovine Jokes

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.