Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers