Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."