What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

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How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.