How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment