Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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What is a group of endermen called?

A basketball team

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

Advice Jokes More Advice Jokes

What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.