Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

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Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

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What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye