How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

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What do you call a group of JD Salingers?

A Humble Hindi Bundle.

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

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What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

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What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.