What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

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What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.