What did the duck say to the policeman?

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*