Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

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What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics