Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

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What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.