What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

Engineering Jokes More Engineering Jokes

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.