What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "