What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.