What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

Previous Random Joke Next

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

Carpentry Business Jokes More Carpentry Business Jokes

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.