Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.