How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.