How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.