How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.