Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!

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Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory