What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

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What do you throw to a drowning banjo player?

His mandolin.

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...