What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.