What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.