What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

God Jokes More God Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...