About 5 drinks
Some people think God is real.
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
Five after one.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
I can't even...
Because they can't even.
A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq
The truth is out there.