What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.