Why is a blonde like Australia?

A: They're both down under and no one cares.

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Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

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What do space-related scientists call themselves in Australia?

Austronomers

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia