Why is a blonde like Australia?

A: They're both down under and no one cares.

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Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !