What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

Mailbox Jokes More Mailbox Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!