What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Mailbox Jokes More Mailbox Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.