Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What's your street name?

Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street.

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge