What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did Little Debby get pregnant?

She fell into a box of Ding Dongs

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

What do Mexicans say when they're cold?

BRRRRRRRRiba!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."