What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.