What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

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Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !