What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus