What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks