What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.