What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks