How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian?

Yellow Snow.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard