What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

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What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !