What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.