When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.