When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint