When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.